Funny Chevy Jokes About Fords

Looking for some good ol’ fashioned Chevy vs. Ford jokes? We’ve got plenty of ’em right here!

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Joke #1

Why don’t Fords catch on fire?

Because Chevy’s burned down all the Ford dealerships!

Joke #2

Why did the Ford driver cross the road?

To get to the Chevy dealership!

Joke #3

Q: How many Chevy owners does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to hold the bulb and two others to try to find GM for the replacement under their warranty.

Joke #4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the Ford.

Joke #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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