Looking for a good laugh? Check out our selection of funny chemical engineering jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Chemistry Jokes
As a chemist, I found these funny chemical engineering jokes quite amusing. I hope you enjoy them too!
Jokes about elements
Q: Why did the atom cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Where do you find an atom?
A: In a periodic table!
Q. Why did Carbon marry Silicon?
A. Because they bonded so well!
Jokes about reactions
Q: Why did the wayward electron go to the beach?
A: It wanted to get some bonding time!
Q: Why did the student take a ladder into an exam?
A: So he could get a good view of the periodic table!
Q: How many chemists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just let it fume.
Jokes about labs
Here are some funny jokes about chemistry and chemical engineering. If you’re a chemist or chemical engineer, you’ll appreciate these!
-Why did the lab rat cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the chemist keep walking around in circles?
Because he was lost in thought!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
-What do you call a group of deer in a lab?
A fawn of deer!
Engineering Jokes
Jokes about engineers
Why did the engineer cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes him three hours because he has to re-write the circuit first.
Jokes about engineering majors
Why did the engineer cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the civil engineering major cross the road?
Because he was supposed to!
Why did the electrical engineering major cross the road?
To get to the other voltage!
Jokes about engineering projects
An engineering project is like a pregnant wife; you think it will never end, and when it finally does, you wish it had never started.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
To get to the other patent office!
What’s an engineer’s favorite type of calculus?
Differential, because it’s the easiest kind.
Why are engineers like hearing aids?
Because they amplify small sounds and ignore loud ones!
