Looking for a way to start your day with a smile? Check out our collection of funny cereal jokes! From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to get you going.
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Jokes
Why did the cereal cross the road? To get to the other side! Start your day off with a smile with these funny cereal jokes.
Corny jokes
Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To get to the other side
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through
Silly jokes
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Bad jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Puns
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Word play
Puns are jokes that make use of words that have multiple meanings or words that sound similar but have different meanings. They can be difficult to understand at first, but once you “get” them, they can be quite funny. Here are some examples:
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You guys, I just found out that I’m colorblind. The world is grey, and I feel like I’ve been seesawing my whole life.
Jokes that make you groan
There are plenty of cereal puns out there that will make you groan. If you’re looking for a good laugh first thing in the morning, look no further than these funny cereal jokes.
1.Why couldn’t the breakfast cereal cross the road? because he was to carbohydrate
2.Why did the cereal ask for a bandage? because he was hurt-eo
3.Why did the boy pour his cereal down the drain? because he wanted a bowl of watered down milk
4.Why don’t they serve dessert with breakfast cereals? because they’re supposed to be a healthy start to the day
5.What kind of cereal do ghosts eat? Boo Berry
6.What’s a cereals favorite type of music? hip hop
Jokes that are so bad they’re good
We all know that dad jokes are the worst jokes. But what about those jokes that are so bad they’re actually good? We’ve rounded up the best of the worst dad jokes that will make you laugh out loud, even though you might not want to admit it.
1.Why did the dad cross the road? To get to the other side!
2.Why did the chicken go to school? To get an education!
3.What do you call a dad who falls asleep in front of the TV? A remote father!
4.Why did the dad put a clock in the freezer? So he could have cold hands!
5.Why did the dad put holes in his umbrella? So his kids could use it as a colander!
6.How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post and wait for him to get tired!
7.What do you call a lazy dad? A couch potato!
One-liners
Why not start your day with a smile? Check out these funny cereal jokes. We all grew up loving cereal. Whether it was Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms, Cocoa Puffs, or Cheerios, there was always a box (or two) in our cupboard.
Short and sweet
Here are some one-liners to start your day with a smile.
-I’d tell you to go away, but I want to see how far you’ll go.
-I’m not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a cup of water, I’d wait until you were at least 50% burnt before I decided whether or not to use it.
-Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.
-I’d agree with you but then both of us would be wrong.
-Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
-You’re so ugly when you look in the mirror your reflection ducks.
-Don’t worry about what other people think, they don’t do it very often.
-Fairies stole my lunch money.
Witty remarks
“I’m pretty sure I dreamt about cereal last night.”
-anonymous
“Cereal is the perfect food. It’s hand-held, portable, and it comes in its own bowl.”
-Bill Cosby
“I never start my day without a bowl of cereal. It’s my favorite part of waking up.”
– Jarod Kintz
Quick-thinking
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
