Sometimes we all need a good laugh. Check out our collection of funny car salesman jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face.
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Joke #1
A man walks into a car dealership and asks to speak to the salesman. The salesman comes out and asks how he can help. The man says he wants to buy a car. The salesman asks what kind of car. The man says he wants a Porsche. The salesman asks how much he wants to spend. The man says $100,000. The salesman goes into the back and comes out with the keys to a Porsche. The man is thrilled and thanks the salesman.
##Joke #2
A man walks into a car dealership and asks to speak to the salesman. The salesman comes out and asks how he can help. The man says he wants to buy a car. The salesman asks what kind of car. The man says he wants an Audi R8. The salesman asks how much he wants to spend. The man says $100,000. The salesman goes into the back and comes out with the keys to an Audi R8. The man is thrilled and thanks the salesman
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #3
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Why did the chicken walk into the used car salesman’s office?
To buy a used car!
Joke #5
What’s a car salesman’s favorite color?
Blue… because that’s the color of his commission check!
