Funny Car Salesman Jokes to Make You Smile

Sometimes we all need a good laugh. Check out our collection of funny car salesman jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face.

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Joke #1

A man walks into a car dealership and asks to speak to the salesman. The salesman comes out and asks how he can help. The man says he wants to buy a car. The salesman asks what kind of car. The man says he wants a Porsche. The salesman asks how much he wants to spend. The man says $100,000. The salesman goes into the back and comes out with the keys to a Porsche. The man is thrilled and thanks the salesman.

##Joke #2

A man walks into a car dealership and asks to speak to the salesman. The salesman comes out and asks how he can help. The man says he wants to buy a car. The salesman asks what kind of car. The man says he wants an Audi R8. The salesman asks how much he wants to spend. The man says $100,000. The salesman goes into the back and comes out with the keys to an Audi R8. The man is thrilled and thanks the salesman

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken walk into the used car salesman’s office?

To buy a used car!

Joke #5

What’s a car salesman’s favorite color?

Blue… because that’s the color of his commission check!

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