Funny Candy Cane Jokes to Make Your Holiday Merry

Looking for a little holiday cheer? Check out our collection of funny candy cane jokes to make your holiday season merry and bright!

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‘Tis the season for holiday cheer, and what better way to spread some joy than with some funny candy cane jokes! Whether you’re looking for a laugh to put in your Christmas card or just want to make your friends and family giggle, we’ve got you covered. Here are 10 of the best candy cane jokes to get you started.

Why did Santa only ask for candy canes this year?
All his other reindeer were naughty!

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!

What does Santa Claus like to eat on Christmas Eve?

How many candy canes does it take to fill up a stocking?
One whole bunch!

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No idea!

Why are candy canes used as décor on Christmas trees?
Because they look great and taste even better!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bandage? Candy cane-kisses!

Candy Cane Jokes

Why did the candy cane cross the road?

We don’t know why the candy cane crossed the road, but we do know some hilarious candy cane jokes that are sure to make your holiday merry!

-Why did the candy cane cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did Santa cross the road? To deliver presents to all the good little girls and boys!
-Why did Rudolph cross the road? To lead Santa’s sleigh to all the houses on Christmas Eve!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

How does a Grinch like his candy cane?

How does a Grinch like his candy cane?
With lots of whips!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny candy cane jokes! If you’re looking for more holiday fun, check out our other Christmas jokes and Santa jokes. And if you’re still feeling festive after that, try your hand at our Christmas trivia questions.

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