Funny Candle Jokes to Brighten Your Day

Looking for a little laughter to brighten your day? Check out our collection of funny candle jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got something for everyone.

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Joke #1

Why did the boy run away from the candle store?

Because it was too heated!

Joke #2

How do you make a candle laugh?

You tickle it with a feather!

Joke #3

Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Joke #4

What did the candle say to the other candle?

“I’m sick of your dripping!”

Joke #5

Why did the candle go out?
Because it was blown!

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