Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Canada Jokes: The Best of the Best. From Canadian stereotypes to light-hearted jabs at our northern neighbors, these jokes are sure to get you chuckling.
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Introduction
Welcome to Funny Canada Jokes: The Best of the Best. This book is a collection of the funniest jokes about Canada that we could find. We’ve scoured the Internet, talked to Canadian comedians, and combed through joke books to find the best of the best.
So whether you’re looking for jokes about Canadian stereotypes, Justin Trudeau, hockey, or Tim Horton’s, we’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs.
The Best of the Best
Here are the best of the best Canada jokes. If you want to laugh your head off, read these jokes. They are sure to make you laugh out loud.
The Top Ten
1. Why don’t Canadians trust mapmakers?
2. Because they always draw the line in the wrong place!
3. Why are Canadians such bad liars?
4. Because when they get caught, they’re always Canadian!
5. How do you keep a Canadian in suspense?
6. I’ll tell you next week!
7. How does a Canadian apologize?
8. Sorry, eh?
9. What’s the most popular pick-up line in Canada?
10. Hey, nice Beaver!
The Best of the Best
There are a lot of great Canada jokes out there. But which ones are the best of the best? We’ve compiled a list of our favorites, so you can decide for yourself.
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
-Why don’t Canadians trust trees? Because they’re afraid of the sap!
-How do you know if a Canadians are on their way to visit? You see tire tracks in the snow!
-Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get to the other side…of the United States!
-Why did the Canadian cross the road? To get away from all the Canadians on the other side!
-Why is it so cold in Canada? Because all of the spelling is COLD: C, O, L and D!
-How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it might take him a while because he has to go all the way to America to get it!
The Funniest
If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place. These are some of the funniest Canada jokes around. If you’re Canadian, you might want to brace yourself – some of these are a little bit cheeky. But, they’re all in good fun. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughter.
The Top Ten
1. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
3. How does a rabbi make coffee?
Hebrews it!
4. How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eh, about three, I guess…
5. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
6.Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
7. Want to hear a construction joke?
If I laid one more brick, I’d be…
The Best of the Best
There’s nothing like a good laugh, and when it’s at the expense of our Canadian neighbors to the north, all the better! Here are some of the best Canadian jokes around:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the border!
Why don’t Canadians eat out as much as Americans?
Because they can’t afford it!
Why are Canadians always so polite?
Because they can’t afford to be anything else!
What do you call a group of Canadian geese?
A gaggle of Canucks!
Why did Canada cross the road?
To get to the other side…of America!
The Most Entertaining
The Top Ten
Here are the top ten best Canada jokes:
1. How do you know if a Canadian is really mad at you?
He gives you a verbal warning first.
2.Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To get to the other moose.
3. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to complain about how much better the old one was.
4. Why don’t Canadians trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. Why are there so many trees in Canada?
Because if there were any fewer, it would be China.
6. How do you know you’re in Canada?
If your neighbor is 450 miles away and you both have guns.
7. What’s the difference between a Canadian and a bowling ball?
You can only fit three fingers into a bowling ball. 8. How does a Canadian show affection? A) By writing love letters in snow B) By flirting with other countries 9. What’s a Canadian’s favorite fruit? A) The nanner 10. What’s the unofficial national anthem of Canada? O Canada! Our home on native land!
The Best of the Best
Here are some of the best Canada jokes around. We’ve scoured the internet, collected the best, and brought them to you in one place. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laugh out loud funny Canada jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the street!
Why did Justin Trudeau cross the road?
To get to the other side of the world!
Why don’t Canadians cross the road?
Because they might get hit by a snowplow.
How do you know if a Canadian has been in your fridge?
The door is open and there’s a beaver in there.
What do you call a group of beavers?
A castor oil commercial.
How do you know if a Canadian has been in your fridge? The door is open and there’s a beaver in there. How do you know if a Canadian has been in your freezer? The door is open and there’s a moose in there.
