Looking for a good laugh? Then check out our collection of funny busty crustacean jokes! You’re sure to find something that will crack you up.
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Table of Contents
Jokes
-Why did the lobster cross the road?
-To get to the other tide!
-How do you catch a big fish?
-You use a big net!
-What does a crab say when it’s Deja vu?
– “Been here before…”
Puns
Why did the lobster blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Why is it hard to tickle a crab?
Because they have a crusty sense of humor!
Why did the crab cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
One-liners
Here are some funny one-liners about busty crustaceans:
-What do you call a busty crab? A hootchie mama crab!
-What do you call a busty lobster? A bodacious lobster!
-What do you call a busty shrimp? A jumbo shrimp!
Riddles
Q: Why did the crab only invest in one company?
A: He wanted to diversify his portfolio!
Q: What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
Q: How do you make a Vector Crab Cake?
A: With love!
Jokes for kids
Q. What does a busty crab call her mate?
A. Her boo-boo-bee!
Q. How does a busty crab keep her house clean?
A. With a dustbuster!
