If you’re looking for a laugh to help get you through your commute, check out our collection of funny bus driver jokes. From the clever to the downright silly, these jokes are sure to get a smile out of even the grimmest of commuters.
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Jokes
Q: Why did the bus driver quit his job?
A: He was sick of being behind schedule!
Q: What did the coach say to the broken down bus?
A: “I’m just glad I’m not in your shoes!”
Q: How do you fix a broken bus?
A: With a tire patch!
Bus Drivers
While many people associate bus drivers with being grumpy and unfriendly, there are plenty of bus drivers out there who are joke-telling geniuses. If you’re lucky enough to have a bus driver with a great sense of humor, here are some funny bus driver jokes to make your commute more bearable.
Q: What’s a bus driver’s favorite type of coffee?
A: Decaf
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the street!
Q: What do you call a frog that doesn’t croak?
A: Aiously quiet!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Commuting
Commuting can be a pain, but it doesn’t have to be! Check out our collection of funny bus driver jokes to make your commute more bearable.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
-Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
-To get to the other side!
