Looking for some funny jokes to make your brunch better? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes that are sure to get everyone laughing.
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Introduction
Are you looking for some jokes to make your brunch better? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some funny jokes that will have your friends and family laughing in no time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side
Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was addicted to quack
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up
Why did the boy put his phone on vibrate?
So he could take it to bed and watch Eggo waffles!
How do you throw a space party?
You planet!
Want to hear a construction joke?
Omelette you finishing that story!
Jokes about Mimosas
Is it just me or are Mimosas a lot like the sun? Just a little bit of orange and a whole lot of sparkling.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Mimosa bar.
I’m not saying that I don’t like Mimosas, but I prefer my orange juice with a little less champagne.
Do you know what kind of tree grows in Champagne? A mimosa tree!
Mimosas are like catnip for humans.
I asked for an OJ and vodka Mimosa but I only got half of what I asked for…
Jokes about Brunch Guests
What do you call a brunch guest who doesn’t like mimosas? A lightweight!
How do you throw a wild brunch party? Just add alcohol!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the brunch buffet!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Conclusion
And there you have it! Some of the best funny jokes to make your brunch better. We hope you enjoyed them and that they helped lighten the mood and bring a smile to your face. If you know of any other great jokes, be sure to share them in the comments below.
