We all know that a broken bone can be a serious matter. But that doesn’t mean we can’t find the humor in it! Check out our collection of funny broken foot jokes to help you smile through the pain.
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Jokes about broken feet
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… with a broken foot!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side… with a broken foot!
Why did the girl cross the road?
To get to the other side… with a broken foot!
Jokes about people with broken feet
Don’t worry, these funny broken foot jokes will help you see the lighter side of having a broken foot. From dealing with crutches to trying to get around in a wheelchair, there are plenty of opportunities for humor. So kick back, put your feet up, and enjoy a good laugh.
How do you catch a cheetah with a broken foot?
You tie him to a post!
Why did the chicken cross the road with a broken foot?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck have a broken foot?
Because he was stuck in the hole!
Why did the boy go outside with a broken foot?
To get some fresh air!
Jokes about how to avoid breaking your feet
How do you avoid breaking your feet?
-By not putting them in places where they might get broken!
-Be careful when you step on cracks in the sidewalk.
-Wear shoes that fit well and support your feet.
-Don’t walk barefoot on hard surfaces.
Jokes about things that happen when you break your foot
What do you call a broken bone that isn’t funny?
A non-humorous bone!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the x-ray machine!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side… of the hospital!
Jokes about people who have had their feet broken
What’s the worst part about having a broken foot?
Trying to keep all your other shoes from getting jealous.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… with a broken foot.
Why did the duck have a broken foot?
He was “ Duck hunting.”
Why did the man with a broken foot go to the movies?
To see “ The Fugitive.”
Why was the soccer game postponed?
Because there was too much Broken Footage!
