We’ve scoured the internet for the funniest broccoli jokes out there. So if you’re looking for a good laugh, read on!
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Jokes
Kids hate eating broccoli, and sometimes they’ll do anything to avoid it. Here are some of the funniest broccoli jokes you’ve ever heard.
Joke #1
Why did the broccoli cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #2
Why does broccoli look like a tiny tree?
Because it is a tree!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
More Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road?Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road?To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Joke #5
Why did the broccoli cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #6
Why did the broccoli cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Even More Jokes
If you thought the last selection of broccoli jokes were great, then you’re in for a treat. This time, we’ve got even more jokes for you to enjoy. So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh.
Joke #7
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #8
Why did the broccoli go out with the apple?
Because they were a perfect match!
Joke #9
Q: Why did the broccoli go out with the uglier sister?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
