Looking for some funny breast feeding jokes to make you smile? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of the best breast feeding jokes around.
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Jokes
If you’re looking for some funny breast feeding jokes to make you smile, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are a few of our favorites:
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other boob!
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it was feeling crummy!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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Why did the boy stick his head in the fan?
Because he wanted a “blow job”!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
More Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the candy store! Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the other side!
Joke #4
Q. What do you call a woman who doesn’t breastfeed?
A. A Formula 1 car without an engine
Joke #5
Why did the mother stop breast-feeding her baby?
Because she wanted to watch him crawl!
Joke #6
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
