Don’t be a loaf! Get your daily dose of bread puns and jokes right here. From sourdough to rye, we’ve got all the best bread jokes to make you laugh.
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Jokes about Toast
Why did the bread go to the doctor?Because he was feeling toast!Why did the bread cross the road?To get to the other slice!Why did the bread ask for a job at the bakery?Because he was a loaf!
Jokes about burnt toast
Why does burnt toast always land jelly side down?
Because gravity is a cruel mistress.
Jokes about buttered toast
Why did the toast cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the slice of bread go to the party?
Because he was toast!
Why was the bread upset?
Because he was loafing around!
Why was the bread always getting into trouble?
Because he was a loaf!
Jokes about untoasted bread
Why did the slice of bread go to the therapist?
Because it was feeling toast!
Why did the untoasted bread cross the road?
To get to the OTHER side!
Why was the bread upset?
Because it was TOAST!
Jokes about Breadsticks
Why did the breadstick cross the road? To get to the other dough!
Jokes about eating breadsticks
Why did the doughnut go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the croissant go to therapy?
Because it was Feeling crumby!
Why did the baguette refuse to eat at the restaurant?
Because it was feeling a little crusty!
Jokes about breaking breadsticks
Why did the breadstick cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy spread margarine on his bread?
Because he wanted to have a butt-ter day!
Why did the bread go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Jokes about dipping breadsticks
Why did the boy dip his breadstick in the soup?
Because he wanted to make a dunkin’ doodle!
Jokes about Sandwich Bread
Why did the bread go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Jokes about PB&J sandwiches
teacher: why didn’t you do your homework?
student: my sandwich was more important!
Jokes about grilled cheese sandwiches
Why did the grilled cheese sandwich go to the party?
Because he was feeling crumby!
Why did the grilled cheese sandwich cross the road?
To get to the other slice of bread!
Why did the grilled cheese sandwich call 911?
Because he was on fire!
Why did the grilled cheese sandwich stay up all night?
Because he couldn’t sleep on white bread!
Jokes about toasted sandwiches
Why did the toasted sandwich go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling panini!
Why is a toasted sandwich like a bad joke?
Because it’s bread that’s been bread!
Why was the toasted sandwich cross?
Because it was burnt!
Why didn’t the toasted sandwich want any more butter?
Because it was on a roll!
