Funny Brack Obama Jokes

Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of Funny Brack Obama Jokes. We’ve got all the best jokes about the 44th President of the United States.

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Jokes about his name

-Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a senator?
-A: A date!

-Q: What’s the difference between Barack Obama and a catfish?
-A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

-Q: How is Brack Obama like a condom?
-A: He’s not very popular, but he does come in handy in a tight spot!

Jokes about his ears

-Why does Barack Obama always look like he’s about to make an announcement?
-Because he’s always ready to deliver bad news!

-Why does Barack Obama have big ears?
-So he can hear the American people screaming “We want change!”

-Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the street!

Jokes about his teeth

Q: Why doesn’t Barack Obama brush his teeth?
A: Because he’s black!

Q: How many teeth does Barack Obama have?
A: None, he’s black!

Jokes about his hair

Q: What does Barack Obama call his hair?
A: A wig (wig)!

Q: Why does Barack Obama wear a wig?
A: To cover up his receding hairline!

Q. What’s the difference between Barack Obama and his wig?
A. One is artificial and the other is a toupee!

Jokes about his suit

Why does Brack Obama always wear a suit?

Because he doesn’t want to be president in his underwear!

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