Looking for some laughs? Check out our collection of Funny Brack Obama Jokes. We’ve got all the best jokes about the 44th President of the United States.
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Jokes about his name
-Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a senator?
-A: A date!
-Q: What’s the difference between Barack Obama and a catfish?
-A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
-Q: How is Brack Obama like a condom?
-A: He’s not very popular, but he does come in handy in a tight spot!
Jokes about his ears
-Why does Barack Obama always look like he’s about to make an announcement?
-Because he’s always ready to deliver bad news!
-Why does Barack Obama have big ears?
-So he can hear the American people screaming “We want change!”
-Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the street!
Jokes about his teeth
Q: Why doesn’t Barack Obama brush his teeth?
A: Because he’s black!
Q: How many teeth does Barack Obama have?
A: None, he’s black!
Jokes about his hair
Q: What does Barack Obama call his hair?
A: A wig (wig)!
Q: Why does Barack Obama wear a wig?
A: To cover up his receding hairline!
Q. What’s the difference between Barack Obama and his wig?
A. One is artificial and the other is a toupee!
Jokes about his suit
Why does Brack Obama always wear a suit?
Because he doesn’t want to be president in his underwear!