Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest Boy Scout jokes. From campfire classics to zingers that will have your troop rolling, we’ve got all the jokes you need to make your next campout a hoot.
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Jokes for Little Scouts
Why did the chicken cross the road?
There are many different versions of this classic joke, but the basic premise is always the same. A chicken tries to cross the road, and is then asked by a passing motorists why he is doing so. The chicken usually responds with a pun or other clever turn of phrase.
Here are some of the best versions of this joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the fox!
Why did the chicken cross the pond?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To get an education!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!
Jokes for Older Scouts
If you’re looking for jokes that are appropriate for older Scouts, you’ve come to the right place. These jokes are perfect for teens and young adults who are involved in the Boy Scouts.
Why did the boy scout bring toilet paper to the campfire?
To be sure he had something to read after he went to bed!
How do you make a Scout stew?
print(‘How do you make a Scout stew?’)
print(‘Put it in a pot and let it simmer for a while!’)
What did the Scout say when he found a bear in his tent?
What did the Scout say when he found a bear in his tent?
I didn’t know you were allowed to have pets in camp!
Jokes for Scout Leaders
What do you call a Scout leader with a sense of humor?
Funny! If you’re looking for some laughs, check out our collection of the funniest Boy Scout jokes. Whether you’re a Scout leader looking for material for your next campfire or just a fan of scouting, these jokes are sure to get a rise out of you.
-Why did the Scout cross the road?
-To get to the other hike!
-What do you call a Scout who doesn’t brush his teeth?
-A Smelly scout!
-What do you call a Scout who doesn’t want to go on a hike?
-A Lazy Scout!
How do you get a Scout to stop telling jokes?
“How do you get a Scout to stop telling jokes? Take away his type-writer!”
What’s the difference between a Scout leader and a mosquito?
One is an insect that sucks blood out of sleeping children. The other is an annoying buzzing noise.
