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Jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Q: what do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
If you want to throw a space-themed party, you need to planet! These interstellar puns are sure to make your friends laugh out loud. So go ahead and asteroids!
More Jokes
These are some of the funniest booty jokes you will ever read. If you are looking for a good laugh, then look no further. These jokes are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? Because it just didn’t work out!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Here are some funny booty jokes to make you laugh.
Q: Why did the construction worker cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was sick of being mashed!
Q: Why did the boy cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Even More Jokes
You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. If you’re feeling down or just need a good laugh, read through these jokes. They’re sure to put a smile on your face.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
I saw a guy on a date with a life-size cutout of himself. I guess he was hoping to get a second opinion.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it. I said, “Implants?”
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a good idea.”
