If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny booger jokes. From classics to new jokes, we’ve got plenty to make you laugh.
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Introduction
Hi there!
We know that boogers aren’t the most glamorous topic, but we think they’re pretty hilarious. So we’ve put together a list of some of the funniest booger jokes to make you laugh.
We hope you enjoy them!
The Best Booger Jokes
What do you call a booger that’s been in your nose for two weeks? A permanose!
What do you call a booger in your nose? A nostrilorn!
Why did the booger cross the road? To get to the other nose!
How do you catch a booger? You bait it with a snotty tissue!
How do you get rid of a booger? You pick it!
The Funniest Booger Jokes
Q: How much did the booger charge for his services?
A: He charged a snotty price!
Q: How do you catch a booger?
A: You put a tissue in front of him and wait for him to pick his nose!
Q: What type of booger is most popular with girls?
A: The cute and cuddly type!
The Silliest Booger Jokes
Here are some of the silliest booger jokes to make you laugh:
-Why did the booger cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-What do you call a booger monster?
A snot!
-What do you call a booger in your nose?
Nasal discharge!
The Grossest Booger Jokes
You might not want to read these if you just ate! These are some of the grossest, most icky booger jokes around.
-Why did the booger cross the road?
-To get to the other nose!
-Why did the boy pick his nose?
-Because it was runny!
-How do you catch a cold?
-By picking your nose!
