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Blue Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the candy store!Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the library!Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the woman cross the road? I don’t know, but it probably had something to do with a man!
What do you call a blue whale with a sore throat?
A blue whale with a sore throat is called a blue whale with a sore throat.
How do you catch a blue fish?
How do you catch a blue fish?
With a blue net!
What do you call a blue horse?
ABlue Horse!
More Blue Jokes
Did you hear about the blue cow? No? Well, read on for more blue jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud!
What do you call a blue chicken?
I don’t know, what do you call a blue chicken?
What do you call a blue cow?
A blue cow is called a Bessie.
What do you call a blue duck?
A blue duck is called a drake.
Even More Blue Jokes
What do you call a blue bird?
There are lots of different types of blue birds, so there isn’t just one answer to this question. Some common types of bluebirds include the Eastern bluebird and the Western bluebird. You might also call a blue jay or a mockingbird a blue bird.
What do you call a blue dog?
A blue dog is called a bluetick hound, blue heeler, or Australian cattle dog.
What do you call a blue cat?
A blue cat is called a “Blue Cat”.
