Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny blow job jokes. Guaranteed to make your day (or someone else’s)!
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Introduction
We all know that laughter is the best medicine, right? Well, sometimes a good laugh is exactly what we need to get through the day. And what better way to do that than with a few funny blow job jokes?
Whether you’re looking for a laugh to brighten your day or you’re looking for a new way to break the ice with your partner, these funny blow job jokes are sure to do the trick. So why not give them a try?
The Best Blow Job Jokes
We all could use a good laugh, so why not brighten up your day with some blow job jokes? Here are some of the best blow job jokes to make you laugh out loud.
-Why does a man like a blow job?
Because it feels like getting head but without having to talk to anyone afterwards.
-How do you know you’re getting a good blow job?
When he stops reading his text messages.
-How do you know you’re getting a bad blow job?
When he starts reading his text messages.
The Funniest Blow Job Jokes
What do you call a blow job in a snowstorm?
A blizzard!
What do you call a woman who knows how to give a great blow job?
A snowblower!
What’s the difference between a blow job and a pizza?
Pizza can feed a family of four.
The most Hilarious Blow Job Jokes
1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side-of the blow job!
2.Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side-of the blow job!
3.Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side-of the blow job!
4.How many skulls does a pirate have?
A Blow Job? None matey, they’re all on their knees! Arrrrgh!
5.Why is Santa Claus so good at giving blow jobs?
Because he has a lot of practice with elves!
