Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny blond jokes. We’re sure you’ll find something to make you chuckle.
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Introduction
Hi, welcome to our collection of funny blond jokes. We’ve gathered together some of the best jokes about blondes around, so whether you’re a blonde yourself or you just enjoy a good laugh at their expense, we hope you enjoy them.
Blond Jokes
If you are looking for some funny jokes to make you laugh, then you have come to the right place. Here you will find a selection of blond jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because the can said ‘concentrate’!
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted.
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because the can said ‘concentrate’!
Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was painting her nails? Because she wanted to have mini manicures!
How do you keep a blonde busy for seven hours? Give her a piece of paper that has ‘Please turn over’ written on both sides!
How does a blonde show she’s too tired to go on? She pops out a tampon and says, ‘No, I’m just popping out for some fresh air.’
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny blond jokes. If you have any favorite jokes about blondes that you’d like to share, please post them in the comments section below. Thanks for reading!
