Still trying to get through Black Friday without losing your mind? We’ve got you covered with these funny Black Friday jokes.
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Jokes about long lines and crowds
Q: What’s the best way to avoid getting trampled on Black Friday?
A: Stay home!
Q: Why are ghosts such bad shoppers?
A: Because they’re always a bit shaken up!
Q: How can you tell if someone is a true Black Friday shopper?
A: They’re the ones with bruises on their shins from being stepped on!
Q: How do you know if someone is a Black Friday veteran?
A: They’re the ones with prosthetic limbs from being trampled!
Jokes about crazy shoppers
What’s a shopper’s favorite type of cheese?
Brie-ing!
Why did the shopper cross the road?
To get to the other mall!
What do you call a shopper who brings their own bags?
Prepared!
Why did the chicken go to the Black Friday sale?
For the great deals!
Jokes about doorbuster deals
What’s a doorbuster deal?
It’s something that you bust your door open to get.
Why did the chicken go to the Black Friday sale?
To get a great deal on a new TV!
What’s the best way to shop on Black Friday?
By appointment only.
Why did Santa go to the Target Black Friday sale?
To get discounted Christmas presents!
Jokes about returning items
Why did the chicken return the toy?
-It was all fowl
Why did the banana return to the store?
-It was too ripe
Why did the boy return his new shoes?
-They were too tight
Jokes about Black Friday sales
Why did the chicken go to the Black Friday sale?
To get a great deal on Thanksgiving dinner!
Why did the duck go to the Black Friday sale?
To get a great deal on quack remedies!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Black Friday crowds!
