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Jokes
To make a long story short, I was feeling down one day. So, I decided to go on the internet and look for some funny jokes. I found a website that had a whole bunch of them. I clicked on a few, but they weren’t really funny. But, I did find one that made me laugh out loud. It was a joke about a woman who was always complaining.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
How does a priest make coffee? He blesses it!
How does a minister make coffee? He preaches to it!
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. How do you throw a space party? You planet! Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out! You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post! But how do you catch a tame cheetah? The tame way, dummy.
Bitch
Bitch jokes are always funny. No matter how many times you hear them, they always make you laugh. Why? Because they’re bitchy. And we all know that bitches are always funny.
What’s a bitch’s favorite drink? A Virgin Mary.
A bitch’s favorite drink is a Virgin Mary. This is because it is strong and has a lot of flavor, but it is also very refreshing.
What’s a bitch’s favorite food? A hot dog.
What’s a bitch’s favorite food? A hot dog.
Why did the bitch cross the road? To get to the other side.
What’s a bitch’s favorite movie? Herbie: Fully Loaded.
How does a bitch know she’s pregnant? She keeps throwing up.
What’s a bitch’s favorite movie? The Exorcist.
A woman went to a therapist and said, “I’ve got a problem. I feel like a bitch all the time.”
The therapist asked, “What’s wrong?”
The woman replied, “I’m just bitching all the time. I’ve got a problem with my husband, my kids, my job… I just can’t seem to stop myself.”
The therapist said, “I see. Well, let’s see if we can work on this. First of all, do you think you might be overreacting to things?”
The woman thought for a moment and said, “Yes, I suppose I might be.”
The therapist continued, “And do you think you could try to be more understanding and compassionate towards other people?”
Again, the woman thought for a moment and said, “Yes, I could try to do that.”
The therapist concluded, “Well then, why don’t we start with these two things and see how it goes. If you can work on these two things, I’m sure you’ll find that your overall attitude will improve and you’ll start feeling better about yourself.”
