A compilation of the funniest jokes about big teeth. If you have big teeth, or know someone with big teeth, you’ll want to read this!
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Jokes about big teeth
Q: What does a vampire say when he’s introduced to someone with big teeth?
A: “Nice fangs!”
Q: Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
A: He wanted to get his teeth fixed!
Q: What do you call a vampire with big teeth?
A: Fangtastic!
Jokes about how big teeth can be an asset
Q:What do you call a juror with big teeth?
A: A gnawing witness!
Q: How can you tell if a shark has big teeth?
A: If it has trouble fitting its mouth around the bait!
Q: How can you tell if an alligator has big teeth?
A: If it has trouble fitting its mouth around the prey!
Jokes about how big teeth can be a liability
One big problem with having big teeth is that you’re always at risk of biting your tongue. In fact, one study found that people with larger teeth are three times more likely to bite their tongues than people with smaller teeth.
Another issue is that big teeth can make it hard to talk. You might find yourself mumbling or slurping your words, and people might have a hard time understanding you.
Finally, big teeth can be a real pain when it comes to dental care. It can be hard to find toothbrushes and floss that are the right size, and you might have trouble reaching all of your teeth. You might also need to see a dentist more often to get your teeth cleaned.
Jokes about how big teeth can be both an asset and a liability
Having big teeth can be both an asset and a liability. On the one hand, you have a great smile that everyone notices. On the other hand, you may be self-conscious about your teeth and how they look to others. If you have big teeth, here are some funny jokes that you can use to make light of the situation:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the dentist’s office!
-How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post and wait for a zebra to show up!
-What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
-Why did the duck go to the dentist? To get his teeth cleaned!
-How does a Rabbit brush his teeth? With a harebrush!
Jokes about how big teeth can make a person look different
Laughing at our own physical features is a way to come to terms with them and to feel more comfortable in our own skin. If you have big teeth, you might as well joke about it and have a good laugh. Here are some funny jokes about big teeth that will make you smile.
How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t, she always knows what time it is by her budget.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
One…he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the house!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of your skin!
Jokes about how big teeth can make a person look silly
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the teeth!
Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist?
Because it needed to be toothbrushed!
What do you call a baby with big teeth?
A gnawt!
Jokes about how big teeth can make a person look ferocious
“What do you call a person with big teeth? Awerewolf!”
“How do you know if someone has big teeth? They can bite through a nut!”
“What’s the best way to avoid getting your teeth knocked out? Don’t pick a fight with someone who has big teeth!”
