A collection of the funniest jokes about big noses. If you have a big nose, or know someone who does, you’ll love these jokes!
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Table of Contents
Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the woman cross the road? To get to the other side
Short jokes
What do you call a big nose?
A trunk!
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana crosses the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Puns
If you have a big nose, don’t worry- you’re not alone. In fact, there are plenty of people out there with big noses. And, as it turns out, there are plenty of jokes about big noses too. Here are a few of our favorites.
Short puns
Q. Why don’t witches wear makeup?
A. Because they don’t want to look Witchy!
Q. How do you catch a cheetah?
A. You tie him to a post!
Q. How does a rabbi make coffee?
A. Hebrews it!
Q. How do you throw a space party?
A. You planet!
Long puns
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed.
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock-knock jokes
Short knock-knock jokes
Short knock-knock jokes
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda you know how to party or what?
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tabby.
Tabby who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s called Tabby…
Long knock-knock jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
