Sometimes, all you need is a good laugh. Check out our selection of funny BI jokes that are sure to get you chuckling.
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Jokes
Knock knock.
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
What kind of coffee do you need to jumpstart a dead car?
A jump start.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
Long jokes
Why did the BI analyst cross the road?
To get to the other data set!
Why did the chicken go into business?
To make a data-driven decision!
Why did the duck go into business?
To make a quack decision!
Why did the mosquito go into business?
To make a killing!
Why did the banana go into business?
Puns
The best BI jokes are the ones that make you laugh, and the ones that make you think. But what about the ones that make you both laugh AND think? That’s where these BI puns come in.
Short puns
Q:Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!
Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Long puns
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know you wouldn’t get it.
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
One-liners
If you need a good laugh, here are some BI jokes for you.
Short one-liners
Short one-liners are funny jokes that are usually only one or two lines. They are often funny because they are so short and to the point. Here are some examples of short one-liners that you might enjoy.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!
What kind of lights were on Anakin’s forehead? A pair of Jedi!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Long one-liners
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes – about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
