Funny Berry Jokes to Make You Smile

Here are some funny berry jokes that are sure to make you smile. These jokes are perfect for kids of all ages and are sure to get a giggle out of everyone.

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Are you looking for some funny berry jokes to make you smile? If so, you’ve come to the right place!

Below is a collection of some of the best berry jokes out there. So, if you’re in need of a laugh, or just want to enjoy some light-hearted humor, be sure to check these out.

Q: What do you call a berry that’s been left out in the sun too long?
A: A raisin!

Q: What do you call a berry that’s afraid of heights?
A: A scaredy-cranberry!

Q: Why did the boy strawberry refuse to take a bath?
A: Because he was afraid of getting mashed!

Berry Jokes

What do you call a berry that doesn’t want to leave the party? A Raspberry!

What do you call a berry that can’t sing?

A berry tone deaf!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

To get to the other side!

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

Why did the man run around his campfire?
To get away from the pan-cake!


We hope you’ve enjoyed these funny berry jokes! If you have any other great jokes that we’ve missed, be sure to let us know in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more fruit and vegetable humor, be sure to check out our collection of the best watermelon jokes and our favorite apple jokes.

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