Make your next party a hit with these funny beer jokes. From light-hearted to downright cheeky, these jokes are sure to get everyone laughing. So crack open a cold one and enjoy!
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Jokes about Drinking
Jokes about being drunk
1. I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically inconvenienced.
2. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
3. I’m not drunk, I’m just avoiding reality.
4. I’m not drunk, I’m just celebrating being alive!
5. Drunk is just a state of mind.
6. I’m not drunk, I swear… Oh wait, yes I am!
7. Alcohol is the answer, but I can’t remember the question…
8. If you want something done, ask a drunk person to do it!
9. Used to be teetotaler… Now I like small tall glasses!
10. If you can read this, thank a teacher… If you can read it in English, thank a soldier!
Jokes about beer
Q: Why does Heineken taste so good?
A: Because it’s brewed with love!
Q: How many beers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it’s better in the dark!
Q: Why don’t we serve beer at a baby shower?
A: Because that would be inappropriate!
Q: How do you know when you’ve had enough beer?
A: When you start seeing double and triple!
Jokes about Hangovers
If you’re looking for jokes about beer and hangovers, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are some of the funniest beer jokes to make your next party a hit.
Jokes about the morning after
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the whiskey store!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other bar!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the beer garden!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to
Jokes about being hungover
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beer store!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other beer store!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the bar!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his grandmother’s house!
Jokes about Bars
Jokes about going to the bar
Why did the chicken go to the bar?
To get a beer.
Why did the duck go to the bar?
To get a beer.
Why did the mosquito go to the bar?
To get a beer.
Why did the banana go to the bar?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Jokes about bartenders
Bartenders are some of the most passionate, hard-working people in the food and beverage industry. They work long hours on their feet, dealing with customers who may or may not be having a good day. And yet, they always seem to have a smile on their face.
So it’s no wonder that there are so many jokes about bartenders out there! Here are some of our favorites:
Why did the bartender quit his job? Because he couldn’t hack it!
How do you know a bartender is sick? When he’s behind the bar coughing up a storm!
Why did the bartender get fired from his job? He was caught spiking the punch!
I asked the bartender for a beer and he gave me an empty glass. “You don’t understand,” I said. “I need something to drink.” “Sorry,” he replied, “but we don’t serve alcohol here.”
Jokes about Drinking Games
If you’re looking for a few laughs to get the party started, look no further than these funny beer jokes. They’re perfect for anyone who loves a good drinking game. From light-hearted to straight-up crude, there’s a joke for everyone. So, grab a beer and get ready to laugh.
Jokes about beer pong
If you’ve never played beer pong, here’s a quick rundown: two teams of two face off across a table, with six cups of beer arranged in a triangle on each side. Each player gets three ping pong balls and tries to bounce them into the other team’s cups. If a ball goes into a cup, the contents must be consumed by the opposing team member nearest to the cup. The game is over when one team either runs out of beer or loses all their cups.
“Beer pong is like Holocaust bingo, but with less yelling.”
“I’m not saying that I don’t like beer pong, but it does have its flaws. For example, there’s no such thing as ‘beer pong strategy.’ You just sort of fling the balls and hope they go in.”
“I’m not very good at beer pong, but I am an expert at making excuses for why I’m not very good at beer pong.”
“The only thing I don’t like about beer pong is that it encourages people to drink a lot of beer. And as we all know, drinking too much beer can lead to poor life choices.”
Jokes about flip cup
What’s the difference between a fraternity party and a drinking game?
-A drinking game has rules!
How do you win at flip cup?
-Drink faster than the other team!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side of the flip cup table!
Jokes about Drinking buddies
Here are some funny beer jokes to make your next party a hit. If you and your friends like to drink beer, then you’ll definitely enjoy these jokes.
Jokes about friends who drink
If you’re looking for jokes about friends who drink, then you’ve come to the right place. Here are some of the best.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the beerstore.
-How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
-How many beers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s dark! You need whiskey for that!
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
-What do you call a herd of cows drinking beer? A pasture of drunks!
-Why did the man cross the road? To get to the pub!
-How many ants are in a bottle of beer? Enough to get drunk!
-How many countries are in Africa? I don’t know, but there’s 54 cans of beer in my fridge!
Jokes about bar friends
Why did the beer drinker cross the road?
To get to the bar!
What’s a beer drinker’s favorite fruit?
A Brew-berry!
What do you call a beer drinker with half a brain?
Gifted!
How does a beer drinker stay fit?
By regular exercise…I mean, by jogging to the fridge for another beer!
