Funny Beach Jokes Your Kids Will Love

Is your family looking for some laughs this summer? Check out our collection of funny beach jokes your kids will love! From sandcastles to seashells, we’ve got all the beach-themed humor your family needs to make this summer a blast!

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Jokes about the beach

Q: How does a starfish know it’s time to go to the beach?
A: When it starts to itch!

Q: Why didn’t the lifeguard save the ketchup?
A: He hadn’t been trained in rescue sauces!

Q: How can you tell if a whale is beach-bound?
A: It will have sand in its ear!

Q: Why did the girl bury her lost swimsuit at the beach?
A: So that it would have a nice view!

Jokes about swimming

Why did the boy go swimming on a Sunday?

Because he wanted to Sunday!

Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the drowning boy?

Because he was too far away!

Why did the lifeguard tell the pool to be quiet?

So he could hear the drowning boy!

Jokes about sand

Why did the sand tell the waves to stop?
I don’t know, but it was a little sandy!

What do you call a snowman on the beach?
A puddle!

Why did the sand get in trouble at school?
Because it was acting all grainy!

Jokes about sea creatures

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite fish?
A: A marrow!

Q: How does a wizard make coffee?
A: With a spell-a-latte!

Q: Where does a pirate keep his batteries?
A: In his rogues gallery!

Q. Who was the most famous French chicken?
A. Colonel Sanders!

Jokes about the sun

Why did the chicken go to the beach?
To get a tan!

How does the sun feel?

Why did the boy put a worm in his mouth?
To see if it would turn into chicken soup!

What does a vampire bat say when it sees the sun for the first time? Wow, I’ve never seen that big of a raisin!

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