If you’re looking for a good laugh, then look no further than this collection of hilarious bat jokes!
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Table of Contents
Jokes
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bat see the day? Because it was wearing sunglasses!
Why did the baby bat cry? Because it wanted its mommy to hold it!
Why did the bat cross the road? To get to the other cave!
What do you call a bat that can’t fly? A failure!
What do you call a bat with 2 broken wings? A floorer!
How does a bat know which direction is north? It hangs upside down and uses a compass!
Long jokes
What do bats say when they wake up in the morning?
Good morwing, everyone!
Puns
If you’re looking for some good clean fun, you can’t go wrong with a few bat jokes. These flying mammals are the perfect target for some good old-fashioned puns. Here are a few of the best bat jokes you’ve ever heard.
Short puns
Short puns are great for a quick laugh.
-Why don’t bats like to go out during the day?
Because they’re nocturnal!
-How does a bat know when it’s time to wake up?
When the roost is stirring!
-Why did the bat cross the road?
To get to the other cave!
-What do you call a bat that can’t fly?
A failure
Long puns
These bat jokes are so good, they’re worth staying up for!
Q: What do you call a bat with two broken wings?
A: A stubble-wing!
Q: Why did the bat cross the road?
A: To get to the other cave!
Q: How does a bat know if it’s going to rain?
A: It checks its cast!
One-liners
These are one line jokes that are sure to get a laugh.
Short one-liners
Why couldn’t the bat see the other bat?
Because it was too dark!
Why did the vampire love going to baseball games?
Because he could really sink his teeth into them!
What does a bat say when he wakes up?
Time to turn-bat!
Long one-liners
What do you call a bat that can’t fly? A failure!
Why did the bat cross the road? To get to the other cave!
How do you catch a bat? Hang upside down and make a noise like a moth!
