Funny Bass Player Jokes You Need to Know

Bass players are often the butt of jokes, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have a sense of humor. Here are some of the funniest bass player jokes you need to know!

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Joke #1

Why did the bass player get mad at the guitar player?

Because the guitar player keep missing his cues!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Why did the bass player get mad at the piano player?

Because the piano player kept messing up his grooves!

Joke #4

Why don’t bass players ever catch colds?

Because they’re always in tune!

Joke #5

Q: What’s a bass player’s favorite fruit?
A: A mush-melon

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