Check out these funny barber jokes that are sure to make your day. From classic barber jokes to modern day barber humor, there’s something for everyone.
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Jokes
Why did the barber win the race?
Short jokes
Q: How does a barber make money?
A: By clipping Coupons!
Q: How can you tell if a barber is rich?
A: He has a cash flow!
Q. Why did the barber go bankrupt?
A. Because his investments kept getting haircuts!
Medium jokes
-Why did the barber go to the doctor?
-Because he was feeling a little off!
-Why did the barber give himself a haircut?
– Because he wanted to save money!
-What do you call a barber who is always happy?
– A jolly barber!
Long jokes
Why did the barber go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little unwell!
Why did the barber leave his shop early?
Because he had a haircut!
Why did the barber get fired from his job?
Because he was always making terrible puns!
Puns
Barber: I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of shaving cream.
Short puns
Here are some short puns to make you laugh out loud:
-Why did the barber go out of business? Because he was stuck in a rut!
-Why did the barber get married? Because he found the perfect partner!
-How does a barber make money? By cutting hair!
Medium puns
Barber: “You want a shave or a haircut?”
Customer: “Neither. I’m going to a costume party as a jungle explorer.”
Barber: “What are you going to wear?”
Customer: “A safari suit.”
Long puns
Q:Why did the barber go to jail?
A:Because he was cutting off more than just hair!
Riddles
Why did the barber win the race?
Short riddles
Q. Why did the barber lose his job?
A. He gave too many haircuts!
Q. How does a barber make money?
A. By charging people for cuts!
Medium riddles
Q: A man has a bee in his hand. What’s in his eye?
A: Beauty
Q: Mary’s mother has four daughters. Three of them are blonde and one is a brunette. What is the name of the fourth daughter?
A: Mary
Long riddles
What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
A bee-line!
What kind of bee can’t bee?
A boo bee!
What do you call a bee that can’t fly?
A grounded bee!
Why are Bees so noisy?
Because they have to buzz to make honey!
