The Funniest Bar Jokes You’ve Never Heard

Check out this collection of the funniest bar jokes you’ve never heard. You’ll be sure to get a laugh out of these!

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The Bartender’s Revenge

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says “You’re out of luck. We’ve been closed for fifteen minutes.”

The One about the Irishman

Why did the Irishman buy two cases of beer?
In case one fell over!

The One about the Blonde

A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a vodka martini. The bartender asks her if she wants it dirty or clean. The blonde replies, “I don’t know. I’ve never had one before.”

The One about the Two Guys in the Bar

Two guys are sitting in a bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “You know, I’ve always wondered why we’re here.”

The other guy looks at him and says, “I don’t know. I just come here for the beer.”

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