Looking for some funny bank jokes to make you laugh? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of hilarious jokes about bankers, banking, and more.
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Jokes about going to the bank
Why did the chicken go to the bank?
To get a loan!
Why did the duck go to the bank?
To see if he could get a loan for a new swimming pool!
Jokes about talking to bank tellers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the drive-thru!
Why did the duck go to the bank?
To get a loan!
What’s a bank teller’s favorite TV show?
Wheel of Fortune!
What do you call a bank teller who’s always ready to help?
A eager beaver!
Jokes about using the ATM
What’s the best way to use an ATM?
With a friend, so that if anything goes wrong, you have someone to laugh at!
Jokes about credit cards
Why did the chicken go to the bank?
To get a loan!
Why did the woman go to the bank?
To deposit her check!
Jokes about loans
Assuming you have good credit, taking out a loan is a relatively simple process. However, the process of Repaying a loan can often be more difficult and stressful. Here are some jokes about loans to make you laugh.
What’s the difference between a banker and a loan shark?
A loan shark charges interest.
What’s the difference between a bank president and a large alligator?
One is constantly surrounded by assessors while the other is an aquatic reptile.
Why did the bank employee get fired?
For counting change instead of cash.
Why did the bank customer put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
