A blog about the lighter side of ballet. Jokes, stories, and articles about ballet and those who love it.
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Jokes about the ballet
Q. What’s the difference between a ballet dancer and a plumber?
A. A ballet dancer has to work on pointe!
Q. How many ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one – but it takes them ages to get up there!
Jokes about ballet dancers
-Why did the ballet dancer cross the road?
-To get to the other studio!
-How does a ballerina keep her leotard from falling down?
-By holding onto her tutu!
-What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
-An abdominal snowman!
-Why did the chicken go to the ballet?
-To see Swan Lake!
Jokes about ballet shoes
Why did the ballet dancer cross the road?
To get to the other pointe!
Why can’t you take a ballet class on an airplane?
Because you would end up in first class!
Jokes about ballet performances
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the stage!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the ballet studio!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owners who were watching a ballet performance!