If you’re looking for a good laugh, then check out these funny Bach jokes. Guaranteed to make your day, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves classical music.
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Jokes
Why did Bach cross the road?
Short Bach Jokes
Q: Where was Bach born?
A: In a bar.
Q: Why did Bach cross the road?
A: To get to the other chord!
Q: Why was Bach’s hair so messy?
A: He just got out of bed!
Q: What’s the difference between a chicken and a Bach concerto?
A: A chicken doesn’t make you stay awake during the middle of the night trying to find out what it is.
Long Bach Jokes
Why did Bach cross the road?
To get to the other fugue!
Why are Bach’s fugues so hard to write?
Because he always fugues!
How many Bach can you fit in a car?
One, if you Chopin. Two, if you canon.
Puns
Bach is a composer who is known for his serious and elegant music. However, he also has a funny side, which is reflected in some of his music. Here are some funny Bach jokes to make your day.
Short Bach Puns
Bach to basics – puns that are short and sweet!
Why was Bach arrested?
For Bach of the law!
What kind of music does Bach like?
SoulBach!
Why was Bach thrown out of the restaurant?
Because he kept bach-ing up!
What’s Bach’s favorite food?
soul food!
Long Bach Puns
Why do we love Bach puns? Because they’re the perfect blend of music and humor!
Q: What did Bach say when he ran out of composing ideas?
A: I’m Bach!
Q: How did Bach make his living?
A: By composition!
Q: Why did Bach cross the road?
A: To get to the other composition!
Q: Why wouldn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was afraid of being composed by Bach!
One-Liners
Why did Bach cross the road?
Short One-Liners
Bach made so much money, he had to hire a composer to keep track of it.
How many composers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its a late Baroque period invention.
What’s the difference between a French Horn and a Merlot? It takes longer to learn the part for French Horn.
Why was Bach arrested? For treble in an alley.
What does Bach say when he’s constipated? Ive got the shits!
Long One-Liners
Longer one-liners are often funnier because they take the time to set up the punchline. If you’re looking for a laugh, these longer Bach one-liners are sure to do the trick!
-Why was Bach put in jail?….Because he composed a fugue!
-How many Baroque composers does it take to screw in a light bulb?…..Only one, but he’ll need four independent parts to do it!
-What’s the difference between a Baroque oboe and an onion?…..No one cries when you chop up a Baroque oboe.
