Find out which Avenger cracks the best jokes, and get a good laugh while you’re at it!
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Jokes about Captain America
1. What’s Captain America’s favorite type of cheese?
2. How does Captain America order his coffee?
3. How does Captain America like his burgers?
4. What does Captain America put on his pancakes?
5. Why did Captain America cross the road?
6. What’s Captain America’s favorite type of ice cream?
7. How does Captain America like his steak?
8. What does Captain America say when he wants ketchup on his fries?
9. What’s Captain America’s favorite type of pizza?
Jokes about Iron Man
Q: Why did Iron Man cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: How does Iron Man keep his suit clean?
A: He uses iron wipes!
Q. What’s Iron Man’s favorite drink?
A. Sex on the Beach!
Jokes about Thor
Why did Thor cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Thor go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little lightheaded!
Why did Thor order a double cheeseburger?
Because he was feeling a little hungry!
What do you call a God with a hammer?
Thor-rible!
Jokes about Hulk
What do you call the Hulk after he’s calmed down?
– Bruce Banner
Jokes about Black Widow
Q: Why did Black Widow switch from being a villain to being an Avenger?
A: Because she wanted to be on the winning team!
Q: How does Black Widow make coffee?
A: She brews it!
Q: How does Black Widow like her coffee?
A: With a little bit of venom!
Jokes about Hawkeye
Why couldn’t Hawkeye hit the broad side of a barn?
Because he was shooting at the wrong Marvel character!
Why does Hawkeye always miss?
Because he’s always shooting blanks!
Why is Hawkeye such a bad shot?
Because he has target fixation!
Jokes about the Avengers as a team
What do you call the Avengers when they’re not fighting crime?
The Revengers!
Why did Tony Stark join the Avengers?
Because he was Iron Man!
What does Hawkeye say when he’s about to shoot his arrows?
“Avengers Assemble!”
