Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Arab jokes. Guaranteed to make you smile!
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Jokes about Arabs and their culture
Arabs are known for their great sense of humor, and there are plenty of jokes out there that are suitable for Arab audiences. Here are some of our favorites:
Why did the Arab cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Arab!
What’s an Arab’s favorite fruit?
Dates!
What’s an Arab’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower!
Jokes about Arab stereotypes
There are a lot ofArab stereotypes out there, and unfortunately, not all of them are flattering. But that doesn’t mean that Arabs don’t have a sense of humor about themselves. In fact, many Arabs find self-deprecating humor to be quite funny.
Here are some jokes about Arab stereotypes that are sure to make you smile:
-Why did the Arab cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the Arab take a shower before he got in his car? Because he wanted to be clean before he drove off!
-Why did the Arab buy a new car? Because his old one was broken down!
-How do you know an Arab is lying? When he starts talking!
Jokes about being Arab
What do you call an Arab who’s just won the lottery?
A: A rich terrorist!
Why don’t Arabs use toilet paper?
A: Because they have camel poop!
How do you know if an Arab is mad at you?
A: He stops waving!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other harem!
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One hundred! One to hold the light bulb and ninety-nine to riot in the street and burn American flags!
Jokes about Arabs and their families
Here are some funny Arab jokes to make you smile.
Why did the Arab cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s an Arab’s favorite drink?
Arak!
Why did the Arab cross the road?
Because he was tired of walking!
How many Arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw in the bulb and one to hold the camel!
Jokes about Arabs and their friends
Q: What’s the difference between an Arab and a sandwich?
A: A sandwich doesn’t scream when you put jelly in it!
Q: How many Arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1,000,000. 1 to do it and 999,999 to riot in the streets afterwards.
Q: How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he’ll do it four or five times before he gets it right!
