Still feeling April Foolish? Check out these funny April jokes and one liners to make you laugh.
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April Jokes
If you’re looking for some April jokes to make you laugh, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve rounded up some of the best one-liners out there. From jokes about April Fool’s Day to puns about the weather, there’s something for everyone.
One-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Riddles
What did the chicken say when it crossed the road?
-To get to the other side!
What do you call a bunny with a large vocabulary?
-A wordy wabbit!
Why did the duck go to rehab?
-Because he was addicted to quack!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
-To get away from the penguins!
April Fool’s Day
On April 1st, people all over the world play jokes and try to prank their friends. It’s a day when you can be a little silly and have some fun. If you’re looking for some funny April jokes, here are a few one liners that will make you laugh.
History
April Fool’s Day is a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other. The jokes and their victims are called April fools. Hoax stories and events are often created just for fun.
The day is not a national holiday in any country, but is well known in many countries around the world, especially in Europe, Australia, Canada, and the United States.
The earliest recorded April Fool’s joke was in 1686. The British Museum has a copy of an advertisement from that year which claimed that visitors could see “the End of the World.” The ad said that the world would end at noon that day. Of course, no such thing happened!
People have been playing April Fool’s jokes on each other ever since.
Fun Facts
-April Fool’s Day was first celebrated in France in 1564.
-The day was originally called “All Fools’ Day.”
-The most common prank is to try to stick a paper fish to someone’s back.
-Other popular pranks include trying to send someone on a “wild goose chase” or listing fake great events that will happen on April 1.
-Some people believe that April Fool’s Day is a part of the ancient pagan festival of Hilaria, which celebrated the return of spring.
Pranks
There are all sorts of April Fool’s Day pranks you can pull, from simple and harmless to elaborate and mischievous. No matter what your prank-pulling style, we’ve got some great ideas for you!
Simple pranks:
-Replace the salt with sugar in someone’s salt shaker.
-Put a piece of tape over the sensor on someone’s computer mouse.
-Switch out regular light bulbs with blacklights.
-Hide someone’s car keys.
-Superglue coins to the ground in a public place.
Mischievous pranks:
-Fill a coworker’s cubicle with packing peanuts.
-Replace all the coffee in the office coffee pot with decaf.
-Tape someone’s office door shut from the outside.
-Post a “for sale” sign in front of a neighbor’s house.
