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Here is a collection of funny appendix jokes to make you laugh. If you have any other funny appendix jokes, please share them with us in the comments below.
Appendix: A vestigial organ that may erupt when you eat too much Mexican food.
Q: What kind of doctor treats an inflamed appendix?
A: An apendectomy!
In this section, we’ve gathered some of the funniest appendix jokes to make you laugh. We hope you enjoy them!
The Doctor’s Joke
A doctor, a lawyer, and an accountant are all in a room, waiting to see the technician about their Appendix. The technician comes in and says “I’m sorry, but we can only treat one person at a time. Who will be first?”
The doctor steps forward, and the technician starts to work on him. A few minutes later, the technician says “I’m sorry, but I’ll have to operate immediately. There’s no time to waste.”
The lawyer steps forward and says “What do you mean? I was next in line!”
And the accountant steps forward and says “What do you mean? I was third in line!”
The Lawyer’s Joke
A lawyer was driving his Porsche down the highway when he saw a truck driver, who was gesturing for him to pull over. The lawyer thought the truck driver was trying to pass him, so he ignored him and kept driving. However, the truck driver continued gesturing for him to pull over, so the lawyer finally did.
When he pulled over, the truck driver said, “I’ve been driving behind you for five miles! I thought you were a lawyer because you were always weaving in and out of traffic!”
The Teacher’s Joke
One day a teacher was teaching her class about the human body. She started with the head and worked her way down. When she got to the appendix, she asked if anyone knew what it was. A little girl raised her hand and said, “My mommy says it’s a part of the body that we don’t need.”
The Student’s Joke
A student comes to a professor and asks, “Can I ask you a question?”
“Of course,” the professor responds.
“Why are appendixes removed?”
The professor thinks for a moment and then says, “I don’t really know, but I’m sure there’s a good reason.”
Well, that’s the end of our funny appendix jokes. We hope you laughed and had a great time. Be sure to check out our other joke categories for more laughs.