Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny ankle jokes. From puns to one-liners, we’ve got all the jokes you need to keep you entertained.
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Jokes About Ankles
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the ankler!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the anklet!
Jokes About Tripping
Why did the chicken trip on the ankle?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana trip on the ankle?
Because it was slipping!
Why did the grape trip on the ankle?
Because it was soft and juicy!
Jokes About Falling
Why did the chicken fall off the wall?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck fall off the roof?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito fall off the leaf?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana slip on the peel?
Because it was peeling.
Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Jokes About Pain
There’s nothing funny about pain, unless you’re a comedian. Then pain can be hilarious, as these comedians prove with their jokes about pain.
From pesky mosquito bites to stubbing your toe to more serious pains like childbirth and arthritis, there’s no pain that can’t be made fun of. So if you’re in pain, or just want a good laugh, check out these 25 pain jokes from comedians.
1. “I was born with two handicaps: my left eye points in and my right hand doesn’t work. So I had to learn to wink and throw stones with my crippled hand. As a result, I became one of the world’s leading authorities on stoning competitively.” – Mitch Hedberg
2. “I have the heartburn again today. You know what that means: pizza for breakfast!” – Jay Leno
3. “Pain is inevitable…suffering is optional!” – Tim Noakes
4. “I once broke my nose playing tag…true story! I thought the kid was gonna name it after me but he went with Bob instead.” – Jimmy Fallon
5. “The best way to avoid getting sick this winter is to stay in bed…and don’t ever get up! Just kidding…sort of.” – Conan O’Brien
Jokes About Surgery
Why did the chicken go to the orthopedic surgeon?
To get a new drumstick!
Why did the soccer player go to the orthopedic surgeon?
To get a new knee!
