Jokes about anatomy, physiology, and medicine. If you’re in the medical field, or just have an interest in science, you’ll enjoy these jokes!
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Jokes
As a medical professional, you have to deal with a lot of serious situations. But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a good joke from time to time. Here are some funny anatomy jokes that will get you laughing.
Funny bones
Q: What kind of doctor fixes broken someone’s sense of humor?
A: A humorologist!
Q: Why was the skeleton feeling so down?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: How many bones does a baby have?
A: 26 bones, plus the 300 in their pacifier.
Q. Want to hear a construction joke?
A. Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Cardiac humor
Why did the heart cross the road? To get to the other ventricle!
Why did the cardiac surgeon cross the road? To get to the other cath lab!
Why did the electrophysiologist cross the road? To get to the other device clinic!
Respiratory system
Why couldn’t the bicycle standup by itself? Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
Why did the guy with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop!
Puns
Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with him! I know, I know. That was a terrible pun. But I just couldn’t resist. If you’re looking for more groan-worthy puns, then you’ve come to the right place.
Brain teasers
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
Because he had no body to go with him!
What do you call a boneheaded criminal?
A bonehead!
What kind of doctor specializes in difficult cases?
A pain in the neck!
Surgical humor
Surgical humor is a special kind of humor that is based on making jokes about surgical procedures, medical conditions, and other related topics. This type of humor is often used by medical professionals to help make light of difficult situations and to relieve tension.
While surgical humor may not be appropriate in all situations, it can be a valuable tool for helping medical professionals to cope with the stress of their job. If you are a medical professional, consider using some of these surgical humor jokes to brighten up your day.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the surgery!
Why did the doctor go to medical school?
To become a surgeon!
What’s the best way to prevent hemorrhoids?
Don’t Sit on them!
Hospital jokes
What did the hospital staff say to the man who asked for a glass of water?
“Sir, we cannot give you a glass of water, but we can help you to get well.”
One-liners
If you didn’t laugh, you’d cry. As a medical professional, you see a lot of blood, guts, and gore on a daily basis. If you didn’t have a good sense of humor, you would go insane. Thankfully, there are plenty of hilarious anatomy jokes out there to help you get through the day.
Jokes for kids
Q. Where does your nose go when you swallow?
A. Nowhere, it just stays there!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extended vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus!
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Jokes for adults
Why did the skeleton go to the bar?
To pick up some bones!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What’s a skeletons favorite fruit?
Mango!
Jokes for seniors
What do you call an elderly person who is still sexually active? A senior citizen!
What do you call a group of seniors living together? A retirement home!
Why do seniors take longer to heal? Because they have to wait for their Medicare to kick in!
Riddles
A lot of people think that being a doctor is all about being serious all the time. However, there are plenty of opportunities for humor in the medical field! If you’re looking for a chuckle, check out these funny anatomy jokes.
Anatomy riddles
What has a mouth but cannot speak?
A river.
What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?
A river.
Medical riddles
Q: What did the skeleton say to the noisy kidney?
A: Hush, I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
Q: Why was the skeleton feeling lonely?
A: He didn’t have any guts.
Q: How many bones are in the human body?
A: 206. But some people are more than others.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop!
Hospital riddles
Q: What do you call a brain surgeon who only operates on ghosts?
A: A neurophantomatologist!
Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party by himself?
A: He had no body to go with him!
Q: What kind of doctor fixes broken clocks?
A: A watchesmith!
