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Introduction
Amen and Awomen jokes are a type of humor that play on the similarity of the words “Amen” and “Awomen”. These jokes typically involve making a pun on the word “Amen”, such as making a joke about “Amen’s sisters”, or making a joke about “Amen and Awomen going to the same church”.
Some Amen and Awomen jokes are simply clever wordplay, while others may be more risque or irreverent. Either way, these jokes can be enjoyed by both men and women.
Here are some examples of Amen and Awomen jokes:
“Why did Amen cross the road? To get to the other sinner!”
“Why did Awomen cross the road? Because she was sick of being in the kitchen!”
“Why did Amen go to church? Because that’s where all the women are!”
“Why did Awomen go to church? Because that’s where all the men are!”
Jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired! Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
A man and a woman go to a bar
A man and a woman go to a bar. The man says, “I’ll have a beer.” The woman says, “I’ll have a vodka and cranberry juice.”
The man looks at the woman and says, “You’re not drinking?”
The woman looks at the man and says, “I’m driving.”
A man goes to a doctor
A man goes to a doctor and says, “I’m not feeling well. I need to see a specialist in amen and awomen.”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “but we don’t have a specialist in amen and awomen. Perhaps you could see a psychiatrist?”
“No,” the man says, “I need a specialist in amen and awomen.”
The doctor looks through his directory and finally finds a specialist in amen and awomen. He gives the man the name and number of the specialist.
The man calls the specialist and says, “I’m not feeling well. I need to see a specialist in amen and awomen.”
“I’m sorry,” the specialist says, “but we don’t have a specialist in amen and awomen. Perhaps you could see a psychiatrist?”
“No,” the man says, “I need a specialist in amen and awomen.”
The specialist looks through his directory and finally finds a specialist in amen and awomen. He gives the man the name and number of the specialist.
A woman goes to a store
A woman goes to a store and sees a man with a huge head.
“Excuse me, sir,” she says. “I’ve never seen someone with a head that big. What did you do?”
“I’m a genius,” he replies. “I solved a Rubik’s Cube in less than 20 seconds.”
Conclusion
That’s all for now, folks! Be sure to check back soon for more funny Amen and Awomen jokes!
