Funny Alpaca Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny alpaca jokes. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

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Joke #1

What do you call an alpaca that doesn’t want to be shorn?

A grumpy alpaca!

Joke #2

Why couldn’t the alpaca cross the road?

Because he was an alpaca!

Joke #3

Why did the alpaca cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why did the alpaca cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the alpaca cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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