If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of funny alien jokes. From classic jokes to silly puns, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Jokes
Here are some funny alien jokes to make you smile. Enjoy!
Short jokes
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiiiiien!
What do you call an alien with three eyes and four arms?
An aliennnnnndromedus!
Long jokes
Why did the alien cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the alien go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t feeling himself!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An Allen!
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This is one of the most popular jokes of all time and it’s a classic example of a pun. Puns are jokes that use words in a way that they can have multiple meanings. This can be a great way to make people laugh, but it can also be a great way to confuse people!
Short puns
What do you call an aliens trip hop band?
Outkast!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An extraterrestrial!
What do you call an alien with three eyes and two mouths?
A Three-eyed, Two-faced!
Long puns
Why did the alien cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Riddles
Q: Why don’t aliens eat fast food? A: Because they don’t like being identified.Q: How do you catch a spaceman? A: You tie him to a post!Q: Why did the alien cross the road? A: To get to the other side!Q: How do you know an alien is a vegetarian? A: Because he comes from Mars!
Short riddles
Q: Why did the alien cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Long riddles
What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
-A beehive!
What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?
-A river
