If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than these funny Aggie jokes. You’ll be sure to find something that will crack you up.
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Jokes about Aggies
Aggie jokes are a time-honored tradition among students at Texas A&M University. The jokes are usually about the rival University of Texas, but they can also be about Aggies themselves.
Here are some examples of Aggie jokes:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Aggie!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the pond!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the blood bank!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side of puberty!
Jokes about Texas A&M
Why did the Aggie cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the Aggie!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get away from the chicken!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To bite an Aggie!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his friend’s house!
Jokes about College Station
College Station is home to Texas A&M University, which is often nicknamed “Aggieland.” These jokes are about the school, its students, and the town itself. If you’re an Aggie, you might find them funny. If you’re not an Aggie, you might find them… interesting. Either way, we hope they make you laugh!
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Kyle Field!
-What’s the difference between an Aggie and a pile of garbage? The pile of garbage doesn’t stink as bad!
-Why did the Aggie cross the road? So he could get to the other side!
-How do you keep an Aggie from crossing the road? Put up a fence!
Jokes about Kyle Field
“Why did the chicken cross Kyle Field?
To get to the other side!”
“Why did the duck cross Kyle Field?
To get to the other side!”
“How many Aggies does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes four years!”
Jokes about the 12th Man
What do you call an Aggie with a bachelor’s degree? A failure.What do you call an Aggie with a master’s degree? A higher failure.What do you call an Aggie with a PhD? A total failure.Why don’t Aggies have hot tubs? Because they’re afraid of getting cannedWhy did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of Kyle Field.Why did the duck cross the road? To get away from Kyle Field.Why did the chicken cross paths with Johnny Football? He was looking for some fowl play.What do you say to an angry 12th Man fan? Anything you want, he can’t hear you over all the screaming.How many 12th Man fans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just wait for daylight
