Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Afghanistan jokes. From the Taliban to Osama bin Laden, we’ve got all your favorite targets covered.
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Table of Contents
Jokes about the Taliban
What’s the Taliban’s favorite TV show?
The A-Team!
What’s the Taliban’s favorite movie?
Rambo!
What’s the Taliban’s favorite book?
The Art of War!
Jokes about the War
Q: How many Afghans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain.
Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he has to do it over and over again because he keeps forgetting.
Q: How many Al-Qaeda fighters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We don’t know, they’re still in the dark.
Jokes about the People
What’s the difference between an Afghan man and a gorilla?
A Gorilla is only half as hairy and twice as ugly!
Jokes about the Country
What do you call an Afghan with a sense of humor?
A refugee.
