Funny Adult Halloween Jokes to Make Your Party a Hit

Looking for some funny Halloween jokes to make your party a hit? Check out our collection of adult-friendly jokes that are sure to get a laugh!

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Halloween is a great time to let your sense of humor shine through. Whether you’re planning a party or simply looking for a few good laughs, these funny adult Halloween jokes are sure to get the job done. Just be warned: some of them are pretty off-color.


These spooky, funny Halloween jokes are just what you need to make your Halloween party a hit. From ghosts and ghouls to vampires and witches, these Halloween jokes are sure to get everyone in the Halloween spirit.

Knock-Knock jokes

Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!


Here are some one-liners that are sure to get a laugh at your Halloween party:

-Why don’t ghosts trust banks? Because they don’t have any skeletons in their closets!

-What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs!

-Why did the mumuy cross the road? To get to the body shop!

-What’s a vampire’s favorite type of blood? Type O!

-How do you catch a cheetah? You tie him to a post!

-What do you call two witches who share an apartment? Broom mates!


Q. What do you call a ghost with a machine gun?
A. A haunt-a-thon!

Q. How do ghosts have their hair?
A. With ghostly gel!

Q. What kind of streets do ghosts like the best?
A. Dead ends!

Q. How do ghosts get around on Halloween?
A. By boo-gie boarding!


We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny adult Halloween jokes! If you’re looking for more Halloween fun, be sure to check out our other Halloween articles, including our roundup of the best Halloween movies for adults, our collection of spooky Halloween recipes, and our guide to the best Halloween decorations.

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