Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, and they had some pretty funny jokes between them. Check out our collection of the best jokes about Adam and Eve.
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Adam and Eve
Why did Eve bite the apple? Because it was apples & pears!Why did Adam and Eve get thrown out of the Garden of Eden? Because they were caught apple picking!Why did Adam cross the road? Because he was trying to get to the other side!Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did Adam name his wife Eve? Because she was the only thing that was left!
The creation of Adam and Eve
The creation of Adam and Eve was no laughing matter – it was serious business. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t some funny jokes about it.
How much did Adam weigh when he was created?
An ounce!
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
“Wow!”
What did God say to Adam after he ate the apple?
“Don’t worry, I’ve taken care of the odd bird for you.”
Why were Adam and Eve expelled from the Garden of Eden?
Because they were not open to instructions!
The first sin
The first sin was when Adam and Eve were in the garden and Eve took a bite of the apple. Then Adam sinned by taking a bite of the apple. And that’s how sin entered the world.
The first punishment
The first punishment for Adam and Eve was that they could no longer be naked. They had to wear clothes. But because they were not used to wearing clothes, they found it very uncomfortable.
The second punishment was that they could no longer live in the Garden of Eden. They had to leave and live in the world outside. But because they were not used to living in the world outside, they found it very difficult.
The third punishment was that they could no longer be together. They had to live apart from each other. But because they were not used to living apart from each other, they found it very painful.
The Garden of Eden
Adam and Eve were the first humans, and they lived in the Garden of Eden. God created them and put them in the Garden of Eden. They were happy there until they ate the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. After they ate the fruit, they were no longer innocent and they were no longer allowed to stay in the Garden of Eden.
The beauty of the Garden of Eden
The Garden of Eden was a beautiful place, full of light and life and color. But there was one thing it lacked: originality.
The temptation of the serpent
The serpent tempted Eve with the promise of knowledge. “You will not surely die,” he said. “For God knows that when you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”
Eve was tempted by the idea of knowledge and chose to eat the fruit. As a result, she and Adam were both expelled from the Garden of Eden.
The fall from grace
In the Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve were both naked. And because they were embarrassed, they covered themselves with fig leaves.
Later that day, God saw them and asked why they were hiding from him. And Adam said, “Because we are naked.”
God then asked why they were naked, and Eve said, “Because you made us that way.”
And God said, “That’s a good point. I will fix that.”
And so God gave them clothes to wear.
After the Fall
Life for Adam and Eve changed quite a bit after they were banned from the Garden of Eden. Life was no longer a paradise and they had to work for their food. But even in the midst of all this, they still found time to laugh and enjoy each other’s company. Here are some funny jokes about Adam and Eve that will make you laugh.
Life outside of the Garden of Eden
Humor is a great way to take a break from the serious business of life, and there’s no shortage of jokes about Adam and Eve. Here are a few of our favorites:
Q: What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
A: Now THAT’S a nice-looking apple!
Q: Why did God make Eve out of Adam’s rib?
A: Because he wanted her to be close, but not too close!
Q: How long did it take for Eve to realize that she was naked?
A: As long as it took her to figure out that the leaves weren’t clothes!
The birth of Cain and Abel
After the fall, Adam knew things were going to be tough. So he got a job.
He was out working in the field one day when he saw his wife walking by with their new baby. “Hey Eve!” he called out. “Come over here and meet your new son Cain!”
Eve came over and took one look at the baby. “Oh my,” she said. “He’s so… red.”
“Really?” Adam replied. He hadn’t noticed.
“And he has a weird mark on his head,” Eve continued.
“Oh, that’s just a birthmark,” said Adam dismissively. “It’s no big deal.”
“Adam, I think there’s something wrong with our son,” Eve said worriedly. “We need to take him to see God.”
So Adam and Eve took Cain to see God. When they arrived, God took one look at Cain and said, “There’s nothing wrong with him. He’s just red because he’s a newborn. And the mark on his head is a birthmark. It’s no big deal.”
Adam and Eve were relieved and went home with their new son Cain.
The first murder
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden. Eve said to Adam, “I’m bored. There’s nothing to do.”
Adam said, “Why don’t you go over and talk to that nice snake over there?”
So Eve went over and talked to the snake. The snake said, “I’ve got a great idea. I’ll give you this fruit and when you eat it, your eyes will open and you’ll be able to see.”
Eve thought that sounded like a great idea, so she ate the fruit. Sure enough, her eyes opened and she could see.
Then she saw Adam naked and said, “Oh my! What are those things on your chest?”
Adam said, “Those are my nipples. God made them for you to play with when we make love.” Eve thought that sounded even better, so she played with Adam’s nipples for a while. Then she said, “Adam, I can see now why God forbid us from eating that fruit. This is going to be SO much fun!”
