Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the best (and worst) abortion jokes. From clever to crude, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor.
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Introduction
Abortion jokes are always funny, no matter how you feel about the controversial topic. If you’re looking for a laugh, here are some of the best abortion jokes.
What’s the best way to describe an abortion?
A Vacation from Reality.
What’s the difference between an abortion and a sign from God?
A sign from God is when you’re not expecting it.
Why did the chicken get an abortion?
Because she didn’t want to have any more chicks!
The Best of the Worst
If you’re looking for some dark humor, these funny abortion jokes are sure to get a laugh. But be warned, they are definitely not for the faint of heart. From crude one-liners to sick puns, these jokes push the boundaries of what is considered appropriate humor. But if you’re looking for a good laugh, dark humor included, then keep reading.
Joke #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What did one abortion say to the other?
“So, I guess we’re not going to have that baby.”
Why did God give men penises?
So they could pee standing up.
Why did God give women vaginas?
So they could have something to complain about.
Joke #2
Q: Why don’t pro-lifers want abortion in Catholic hospitals?
A: They don’t want unborn children to be exposed to all that Catholicism.
Joke #3
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our roundup of the best (and worst) abortion jokes out there. Remember, whether you’re pro-choice or pro-life, there’s no need to be humorless about such a serious topic. After all, laughter is the best medicine… even when it comes to something as sensitive as abortion.
